Alexander Beefleton the butcher holding a cleaver

Alexander Beefleton

The World's famous butcher.
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Alexander Beefleton is a world-famous butcher from the World. He is a twinkie full of beef. He was born in The World, a collection of artificial islands off the coast of Dubai. His exact origins are unknown, although a series of convenient coincidences have led many to believe that he started out as an ordinary twinkie before a radioactive asteroid mutated him into a giant, sentient, beef-filled twinkie that erupted from the ground like a giant land-pimple.


Beefleton is an extremally good butcher, setting butchering records over the entire world.

Categories: Animals
Tags: Beef

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